^ Haha oh man, if only you knew how much I can relate.
For me, parties are usually an annoyance. I'm not into drinking, already have a gf, and small talk is an absolute menace. I'm never interested in whatever bullshit anyone else is chatting about, and of course no one has a clue about anything I'd actually enjoy babbling about (most of the shit I talk about on here, I guess). Luckily, I skate by with juvenile one-line responses that always seem to win people over.
"Dude, I'm definitely giving you a first-hand invite to the next party I have..."
"What is that - like a handjob?"
Then the person I'm talking to, and all his bros erupt with laughter. Works every time. I take it, that I'm really funny when you're a drunken, 20-something year old American male.
I find it much easier to unwind after a long week, with a good film, my gf, and a few bowls between the two of us.
