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Originally Posted by Genteel Death
The jury loves you. The jury woud love you even more if you answered the questions seriously and in a less agitated manner.
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I move to have the jury taken away in shackles and the prosecuting attorney disbarred on the basis that they love me too much.
that said, I would love to indulge "the jury's" homoerotic fantasy that I was "removed" from my previous marriage for grievous acts and that I somehow "lost custody" of my child as a result; however, that would mean forswearing under oath and this hostile kangaroo court would still furiously masturbate to a saved file named "floating" nightly, before retiring to their crisp-crumbled bed in a sweat of unrealized fury and slowly drying semen stains.
the defense rests, in a comfortable chair with a smile and a bag of curry-flavored crisps waving back and forth hypnotically.