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Originally Posted by sonicl
Did you explain to her that daddy was a punk once?
Kitty had a little duck
Who only had one leg
And always toppled over
When she tried to lay an egg.
Kitty put a clothes peg
Where the other leg should be
Now she is a happy duck,
Dancing merrily.
Kitty called her Peggy
Which is a lovely name
For a happy little duck
Who is no longer lame.
Peggy went down to the shops
To buy Kitty a gift
The gifts were on the second floor
So Peggy took the lift.
She bought Kitty some badges
To pin upon her coats
Then she went down to the river
To play among the boats.
Peggy met a little drake
Who said his name was Barry
And peggy fell in love with him
And now they're going to marry.
They will have little ducklings
Called Mary, Tom and Dan
And they'll love their friend Kitty
As much as any duckling can.
So that's the little story
Of Kitty and her duck
And how one act of kindness
Brought them both lots of luck.
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It started badly, it tailed off a little in the middle and the less said about the end the better, but apart from that it was excellent.