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tips for looters -
make sure to scratch off any serial numbers of items you wish to keep in your home. as long as they can't be traced, and you've got plausible denial, you're set.
dispose of ALL packaging, either in someone elses bin, or in a fire
if you think you've been CCTVed (u probably have) then get rid of the clothes you were wearing that night. all of them.
if cops come to your door with print outs of cctv footage - step 1 is deny. step 2 is deny. obviously
otherwise, have fun! make sure to leave the independent shops alone and go for the big chains. remember - if you don't want it, and you can't ebay it, or otherwise flog it, don't be dumb enough to try and cash convert it with your own ID. make sure to get something nice for your mother.
also, did you know that the daily mail offices are in london? it's true. i'll just leave that thought with you.
yours,
david cameron
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