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I know exactly wut ya mean, ya know yeah right? Fekkin' hell man. One time over hear in the village of the mint lake I wuz pootin sum thatchings all in mee roov yeah right...and out of nowhere these little bastard gnome AND elf childrens like little fekkin' babes straight off their moms bossoms came up and straight stole my ladder right out from under the mrs. legs.
well what did daddy do?
i'll tell you what daddy did.
daddy outright went straight back to the elven nursery, and I set the little place aflame with little babies still in it!
i laughed and drank some vodka as the babies screamed for mercy...but I'll tell you this.
Not a one of the little elven creeps escaped!
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