Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre.
Baked by Beelzebub.
Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man.
Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow.
Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood.
It is the Broodwich.
