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Originally Posted by stu666
Petroliam Nasional Berhad want me to go and work for them in Malaysia 
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Pschhh, I don't need to work, I'm getting a percentage of the large fortune of Prince N'gualo of Nigeria, whose grandfather was deposed by a military junta. All I needed to do was give them my bank account numbers so they could get their money out of the country. They are selling $14,000,000 worth of gold Krugerrands, the remainder of their once fabulous treasure. I get the fees as a reward for my service to the Royal Crown. Isn't that fucking awesome? I don't have to work another day in my life!