this memory just popped in my head today while driving around. when i was 12 or 13 i was at this girls house who i had met at a concert. this was our first date and her mom had left us by our lonesome at the house! on top of being kind of nervous i had to go #2 and the only bathroom was behind a flimsy door that was about 5 feet away from the couch we were sitting on. so this is the perfect opportunity to put my clumsy moves on this girl but i had this pressure down there inhibiting me from doing much. i had never so happy to get back home.
im walking dogs these days so today i get to this guys house and hes there. i have to take a dump but hes a large guy that leaves his gay porn dvds on the kitchen table and i decided to wait till the next house.
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