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Originally Posted by EVOLghost

I'm brewing a 2nd.

"brew"

that sounds like the loose type that floats with little bubbles in it

here something for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17_9a8UCEig

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anyway. WHY, YOU ASK?

because the act of shitting reminds humans that they are descended from worms, not gods. that's the crux of it. the rest is a bunch of explanation. but i'll try briefly.

think of the person you admire the most on this planet. some sort of quasi-ethereal being of the high spheres-- a person of great beauty, or great talent, or great spiritual significance. it could be your pope, taylor swift, your personal masseuse, justin bieber-- whoever it is you or the screaming masses worship in adoration.

now think of that person vividly as they squat on a toilet overcome by an explosive wave of diarrhea that squirts out their ass with the sound of endless wet farts-- the kind that rattle and spray the bits of corn and seeds all over.

there.

so when pork's boss comes out of the crapper followed by the stench of shit she's no longer the boss-- she's shrunk in size. she's an equal. an inferior, even, as she's more animal than person in that instant.