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I had a great idea once for a food product which would allow you to maximize your taco pleasure. It is called the three-sided tortilla, and would be created when you get a big butt mexican girl to sit on a ball of masa, creating a tortilla with three sides, which would have two places for you to put your filling. This would be a delicious, if ass-smelly treat.
The three-sided tortilla.
I also was talking to a friend of mine one green saturday not too long ago, and he was talking about how shitty some record names are, and mentioned mr. Bongiovi's Slippery When Wet as a shitty title. I told him that the real Slippery When Wet is when you are sitting on the toilet taking a very liquidy diarrhea while at the same time you hold a glass of milk on one hand that you are using to dip a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich into which you then proceed to take a big messy bite of. That is Slippery When Wet.
Imagine the sloshing, wet sounds.
Fuck the Beach Boys. They suck shit. goddamn pathetic music.
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