she's fucking gorgeous-- why did she have to marry that creepy geezer? for his millions? damn. people are weird.
maybe he tried to strangle her when she told him "i'll fuck the waiter and have him poison you and we'll fritter away your money"
maybe she made fun of his viagra habit
maybe he caught her looking at some fresh meat and felt inferior
maybe he was horsewhipped in boarding school
maybe he peed the bed until he was 27 and he just started again
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