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Originally Posted by demonrail666

So Miami isn't a big sports city. Then why is Lord David Prince of Beckham starting a football team there?

Maybe Queen Victoria just likes the idea of having a palace near Beyonce, Lebron and Will Smith

 

to me it seems evident

1) his wife probably looks amazing in a bikini. reason enough to move to miami.

2) miami is the economic hub of latin america. all of us spickaroonies have connections to it. not just the fucking baseball-playing fascist cubans. so there is a huge audience. like in california, but with more flair and talent (i.e., more south america, less mexico).

3) there are LOTS of queens. in drag.