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Old 11.18.2013, 11:24 PM   #418
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Originally Posted by foreverasskiss
to mr. guest:

how unlikely is that? don't you think someone would let you know if that was about to happen?

if yr eating pussy, then yr near the ass.

are u people crazy?
hahahaha, not as unlikely as one would think. I have seen someone on a bus literally have like a good litre plus of pure liquid crap pour out their arse like a tap. no amount of clenching can keep those floodgates shut, if mr turd wants to come flowing then he cannot be stopped.

I have an aversion to pussy eating too though, it's like putting your head into a sauna filled with the most stale air imaginable. irrespective of cleaning etc. just a horrible experience. ha. I have to really like someone to actually do it, like that compulsion to reciprocate is only instigated by a genuine affection for the girl. if not it's like putting your head in a bear trap, except you have to live on after you descend into the maw. death would be a sweet, sweet salvation.

plus I hate shit. not because I hate the smell (which I do) but just the concept of it makes me gag. think I might have a mild disorder where if I associate anything with vomit, like say talking or eating, when I then think about talking/eating I start fucking retching.

ie this
 
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