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Originally Posted by porkmarras
-Do abide by the law of the right beard.This law has been passed 400 years ago and it's caused a lot of overpopulation in prisons all ove the world.
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Beards
How to sound: 1. Whatever you do, don't play guitar. If you must play guitar, try and turn it down so it is inaudible. If you, further to these rules, must play it, you absolutely must kill yourself if you ever even think about what Eric Clapton could possibly sound like, let alone actually hearing it.
2. The Shaggs. Why are you even thinking about playing music when I have now told you the name of the Shaggs?