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I just wanted a fucking turkey for thanksgiving, and all you people got are prawn barbies pre-marinated by Coles and $45 plum puddin's.
on the plus side: 95% of the population just love my "y'alls and fixin' to's"; the other 5% work at Aussie Disposal and turn sour the moment I open my mouth.
on the double-plus side: my wife has a bigger 'murican accent than I do (it's like a bad virus), except when she's angry, and then it's all RICKY RICARDO up in this shit.
ps: jules is just alright by me.
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