Yes, because people that prove difficult to contact piss me off, unless they don't want to be available.
People who refuse to embrace modern technology, yet want to enjoy all the conveniences that accompany it, irritate the hell out of me. You can't complain about being out of the loop or inaccessible if you don't make the effort. I blend the best of both worlds - I have a cell phone, but I simply don't answer it, as I generally abhor casual phone conversations.
But there have been a few nights on deserted roads with car troubles that have absolutely necessitated a cell phone.
IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE.
Do it for us, Porky, so we needn't worry about your safety.
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