I'm sad you think my brain is a dripping turd.
Meanwhile...
Who does this singer sound like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCt5RM2_93c
Shitty song. But that's not why I brought it up.
She does that sickeningly fake white-girl Billy Holiday thing that a good 85% of soulful indie female singers do nowadays. Know what I'm talking about?
So, who does this singer sound like? Close your eyes and tell me who you could mistake her for. I want to make a list of idiots with this affectation.