Well !@#$%!, clearly we didn't know
what the hell we were talking about.
THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED. It was so wicked, it was just, just... SATANIC! Complete annihilation! Mother-FUCK! This kind of score is reserved for when you play Luxembourg, Liechtenstein, the sorry-ass Faroe Islands, or Brazil at their own World Cup.
Yes, Colombia's gonna be damn tough; Vidal is the engine of the Lone Star's midfield. Plus, they're gonna have one more day to recover, and Chile made a tremendous physical effort to demolish Mexico. OK, maybe not so much after the... fourth or fifth goal, but still.
