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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Descartes is on a plane.
Midway through the flight an air hostess asks him if he'd like a coffee.
"I think not," he says, and disappears.

i keep laughing at this-- keep thinking he was on a Cartesian plane

anyway more laughs here from a funny old man:

http://wpo.st/rHXI2