Alright you degenerates, this is the state of South America after games 13 & 14 (out of 18):
Scroll down this page to check the remaining four sets of matches (August 31, September 5, October 5 and October 10). Only Ecuador could knock a team out of the top five, but it seems unlikely given the fixture. So Brazil will finish on top and Colombia, Uruguay, Chile and Argentina are going to Putinland 2018, assuming whoever finishes fifth survives the play-off vs... Fiji or whatever the fuck
— just don't ask me who it's going to be.