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!@#$%! · 09.15.2017, 08:04 PM

my wife has a 7 plus and i wouldn't get one

1. ugly design. i hate the camera nipple and the buttons. fuck that noise
2. gynormous. i already have an ipad so i don't need an ipad mini. she needed it at the time cuz she was working out of it though-- keeping files and shit.

i just need a fucking phone to make calls and access to my evernote/calendars/gmail/whatsapp and room for photos/music. take dick-tation. gimme a hotspot. that's it. read my messages siri you are a dumbfuck siri just fucking read them.

as for cameras and bullshit: i don't take fun photos. i take pictures at home depot of shit i wanna buy. then i think about it and add it to a shopping cart or i say nah and delete them

if i want to take a good photo i have a panasonic m43 and a small but growing glass collection.

i was FINE with an iphone 5 but then the battery swelled up and the glass cracked and something went to shit inside and i gave up on fixing it. my 4s still lives though. needs a new battery. but the 4s is really too small. the SE would be FINE. the 128 GB would be great. i might wait for the new iteration next year. hmmmm....

think about the X and tell me this: does it have a make-or-break feature for you? some sort of killer function that you can't live without? for me the answer is: fuck the shit NOE. i don't need it to read my fucking face. i don't need a racketball racket. i like edges. i don't like glass backs. i don't like at the fucker to look at my face. i don't need portrait mode for selfies. i don't need all that fucktardicity.

i just need ios and sufficient storage. everything else i dont give a flying fuck about. i like the thumbprint recognition so i don't punch a pin in public.

i need something to fit in my jeans pocket not a ping pong paddle. fuck giant phones. ipads are way better. i don't need a halfway-there device

09.15.2017, 08:04 PM	#40464
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,719	my wife has a 7 plus and i wouldn't get one 1. ugly design. i hate the camera nipple and the buttons. fuck that noise 2. gynormous. i already have an ipad so i don't need an ipad mini. she needed it at the time cuz she was working out of it though-- keeping files and shit. i just need a fucking phone to make calls and access to my evernote/calendars/gmail/whatsapp and room for photos/music. take dick-tation. gimme a hotspot. that's it. read my messages siri you are a dumbfuck siri just fucking read them. as for cameras and bullshit: i don't take fun photos. i take pictures at home depot of shit i wanna buy. then i think about it and add it to a shopping cart or i say nah and delete them if i want to take a good photo i have a panasonic m43 and a small but growing glass collection. i was FINE with an iphone 5 but then the battery swelled up and the glass cracked and something went to shit inside and i gave up on fixing it. my 4s still lives though. needs a new battery. but the 4s is really too small. the SE would be FINE. the 128 GB would be great. i might wait for the new iteration next year. hmmmm.... think about the X and tell me this: does it have a make-or-break feature for you? some sort of killer function that you can't live without? for me the answer is: fuck the shit NOE. i don't need it to read my fucking face. i don't need a racketball racket. i like edges. i don't like glass backs. i don't like at the fucker to look at my face. i don't need portrait mode for selfies. i don't need all that fucktardicity. i just need ios and sufficient storage. everything else i dont give a flying fuck about. i like the thumbprint recognition so i don't punch a pin in public. i need something to fit in my jeans pocket not a ping pong paddle. fuck giant phones. ipads are way better. i don't need a halfway-there device
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