I realized anyone can be a successful rapper nowadays. Lyrics don't matter, flow doesn't matter, voice doesn't matter. It's all about the image: just look as edgy, obnoxious and loud as possible. An extroversion contest.
HOW TO BE A RAPPER 101 - THE STARTER KIT:
- crazy colored long hair (preferably dreads)
- random piercings and face tattoos everywhere, as many as possible
- does drugs
- wears chokers and bracelets
- dark ripped homeless clothes or just shirtless, accompanied by a bag from your favorite brand name
- BONUS POINTS if you hold a gun
Works if you're white too.
