[The Soup Nazi]

By the by, even though Iran is a repressive theocratic dictatorship and the ayatollahs can go fuck a goat, nowadays is just almost akin to the U.S.'s goddamn Bible Belt (without the guns) compared to the MEDIEVAL fuckedupness that is Saudi Arabia. Check their policies on the role of women in society, for starters. For decades we've been told the lie that Shia = completely psychotic mass murderers while Sunni = moderates who get jiggy with the West. Don't have to tell ya that that bullshit doesn't exactly square with the events of the past 20 years, do I.