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but seriously, who could keep track of everyone in infinity war

it was like a compressed tv show where each gathering “hero” needs their own episode and you need so many movies to know whats up

phase one
phase two
phase three
on & on
19 times

looks theres the winter soldier who came out of the tub
look at that plastic bird flying
hey there’s hologram john hurt who was he?
ther’a kublai khan spinning balls in the air
here’s 30 seconds of capital one man
here’s gwyneth making faces
here’s scarlett in a catsuit making faces
here’s everyone from black panther in a big cgi shot
hereks a little joke and some grandiose moment
here’s another
here’s another
here’s another
here’s another

there were some funny lines with the rabbit, which eventually get tired, and a few others, but again otherwise soooooooo fuckiiiiiiing ponderous

also the mega action looks good but zzzzzzzzz so tired of mega actions. now in simulcast. mega action everywhere!

thanos: one ring to rule them all


zzzz

ok disney

endgame: please end it