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Originally Posted by truncated
Porky, you're a peach, but:
1. My wardrobe consists of 90 cent kids' Little League tees from the Salvation Army, and jeans that I always seem to rip at the ass pocket;
2. My hair generally looks like the test subject at a handicapped hair salon;
3. I swear so much I disgust even myself;
4. I consider it a source of great amusement to try and best others at belching;
5. I listen to way more MJ than is considered healthy;
6. On occasion, and for absolutely no reason known to me, others consider me a bit rude.
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I'd tap that. Tap it like a plumber. With my cock.