i only ever get to sit next to single aged men aged between 40 and 60 on aeroplanes. i'm sure that when they give out seats they conspire to keep all the single men away from any hot chicks.
the best thing to do is stay up all night before you fly and then taking a sleeping pill when you get on the plane. and get one of those neck cushions that make you look like a twat, because they make things so much less uncomfortable.
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