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Why do these gormless 'celebrities' think that every move they make should be heralded with press releases andpublic statements?
In Private Eye they reprint stories with the headlines as they should be; utterly banal. So you get things like 'Woman decides not to have Boyfriend for a Bit', 'Man and Woman get Married', 'Man has Meal in Restaurant', 'Woman Has Baby' etc. It's just not important.
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