oh man!! che guevara's grave is now a 4000-mile tunnel because of how many times he has spun on his grave.
ahem. FUCK YOU VERIZON!!!! what's that you have to pay an activation fee and airtime on your "pay as you go, activation ready" phones! and then you don't have prepaid cards anymore but you still have to pay airtime in fixed fees (do i look like i want to pay $50 for airtime?) and then hacking your phones so you can't upload/download photos and ringtones so we have to use your suck ass service which never fucking works? go suck an aids dripping cock you bastards.
and now, to multinationals we like. you might have the worst advertising agencies in the world and you have no ethics and blah blah, but i can't live without you, coca cola. (yes, i love coke, got a problem?)
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