Pádraic Súilleabháin: They don't think I'm dim or anything?
Siobhan Súilleabháin: Dim? No.
Pádraic Súilleabháin: You don't seem very sure about it.
Siobhan Súilleabháin: Of course, I'm sure about it.
Pádraic Súilleabháin: Dominic's the dim one on the island, isn't he?
Siobhan Súilleabháin: He is, aye. By miles.
Pádraic Súilleabháin: Uh, hang on, by miles. And then, who's the next dimmest?
Siobhan Súilleabháin: Well, I don't like to judge people in those terms now, do I?
Pádraic Súilleabháin: In what terms?
Siobhan Súilleabháin: In order of their dimness.
Pádraic Súilleabháin: Well, I know you don't. And neither do I, do I? But try, like.
Siobhan Súilleabháin: No! I won't try. There's enough judgy people on this fecking island, so no! You're not dim! You're a nice man, all right? So, move on!
Pádraic Súilleabháin: I'm as clever as you, anyways. I know that at least.
Siobhan Súilleabháin: Yeah, don't be fucking stupid.
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