good story!
Yesterday at the go-kart track there was a board loose and cracked. It was nearly broken.
Corey, another employee came up and said "Were about to break this board, you're not gonna say anything are you? Last Wednsday the mechanic around the track quit. So if that board were to break the track would be closed down till the next day and everyone would get sent home and live happily ever after
So, we decided to go up to it break it ourselfs. Armed with a hammer, i started beating the shit out of it. But about 3 hits into it. I BROKE THE HAMMER. It was like a normal hammer like this:

fuckin crazy i dont know how that happend. Anyway, we tried doing a bunch of different stuff to break the board so everyone could go home. We tried standing on it, jumping on it ect. But, it never broke.
So we ended up staying for the rest of the night, and the board never broke.
(not nearly as cool as youthoftommorow, but it though i'd share)