i've heard the first joke on the past directed to goths instead of emos.
that said.
how many emo fags does it take to screw a light bulb?
three, one who'll yell at it to get screwed, one who'll cry when he can't get it screwed and one who'll blame it all on his ex-girlfriend.
how many hipsters does it take to screw a lightbulb?
none, candles are sooo retro kewl
how many record collectors does it take to screw a light bulb?
none, most light bulbs today are reissues and hunting down the originals is more worthy.
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