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Who somehow manages to nail every film that comes out in major cinemas.
The guy is a freakish movie encyclopedia, and what's more bitchin' than a PhD in horror fiction?
Are you waiting for something witty or erudite to follow? That's all I've got. The mindless trumpeting of an opinion no one else could really give a shit about.
Stop reading.
I wasn't joking. That really was it.
Are you still reading this? Christ, are you an optimist.
Now you're just pathetic. Shoo!
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