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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
i don't mind if people touch my stuff, as long as they put it back where they found it.
i just don't feel the need to hug people, a firm handshake is good enough for me.
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I'm on board with this. Men hugging is all well and good, but what good is that going to do in wartime? And what's more, how are gay people to know which is which? Asif Matthew Kelly not being on the bus was enough, now you have men hugging. Out of interest, you ever see gay guys hugging? No. Because they have more respect for the rules.
Handshakes, yes. The full English, none of your fancy American/ continental handshakes, thankyou very much. Perhaps a light slap on the shoulder, but only if
immediately followed by the question 'another pint is it?' Also, the slap is invalidated if the subsequent order is a lager or other girl's drink.
It's the laws people.