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ohh yeah?
i have a recording where i pick my nose and i jammed with a homemade kleenex and recorded both on an answering machine i found in the trash, i got electrocuted trying to plug it in. it's so fucked it generates noise just by staring at it.
i released it in an edition of half on 3-d blue-ish yellow 8-track attached to a garbage truck that plays only when the trash smasher gets engaged and you can hear it at 4.6 miles round. the truck's cover is a collage of stolen paintings by van gogh, michaelangelo and raymond pettibon.
it's one billion dollars and i sold it in 24 seconds after i put it on sale.
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