you know your "friend" is a sick fuck. now here's a plan.
take him out for a drink. give him some weed to smoke. when he's sick from weed and drunkenness hit him with a sock full of pennies. then cut his balls off and stuff them into his mouth.
now if you can't do that i suggest you take his crap and dump it at his doorstep or he'll have a grudge against you and when he comes out of the can schooled in the use of shanks he'll want to collect.
though stealing from a thief is partially justified, if you want to erase ALL links to this motherfucker just give him back his stuff. you heard me. you want to give him no excuses to seek you out later.
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