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kegpapa is a lucky guy, what did i say about hotness the other day in that thread? exactly...

i would hate having anything to do with painting nails because i detest the smell of formaldehyde.

however a friend of mine used to shave his girlfriend's legs. sexy? mabye. i'd rather not have anything to shave. but anyway everyone has different tastes.

i'm saving disclosure of my of "romantic moments" for my upcoming book, "memories of a depraved goat". no, really...