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I am an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church. I hae already started three religions, all spectacular failures.
One was the Church of Letterman, to worship david letterman as the all powerful deity he is
another a few years later was the Almighty Church of Mario, which worshipped the great Mario of mario Bros/ fame in his quest to rid the world of the evil of Bowser. I even made up prayers for that one.
hail mario Full of grace
shoots fireballs all over the place...
then i started the church of atheism, but it was doomed from the start.
no joke.
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