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i have eaten plenty of mammals reptiles fish and seafood in many forms of preparation, but i don't consider them "weird"

the title would be reserved for maggots, maggots that live in the rotting trunks of the aguaje palm in the amazon. they are served deep-fried and they are delicious.

however, the weirdest thing i've eaten is a mixture of industrially processed ingredients, steeped in pesticides and antibiotics and preservatives, frozen, reheated, covered with chemichal sludge, and packaged in landfill growth factor, a thing which is popularly known as the big mac. what shit and how weird and how even weirder the people that actually like to eat it, i swear.