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!@#$%! · 09.29.2006, 11:34 AM

i know how you can get famous julian

stick a carrot in your ass (the tip only) and then chew it in, crunchy bite by cruchy byte. now here is the imporant thing: MAKE SURE TO GET IT ON VIDEO. get good closeups. and mic the scene well so that you get every crunchy crunch on the audio track. then you simply put the video up on myspace WITH YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS clearly visible in every frame.

guaranteed to bring you worldwide popularity in a couple of days. you'll be more famous that tubgirl.

09.29.2006, 11:34 AM	#35
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,729	i know how you can get famous julian stick a carrot in your ass (the tip only) and then chew it in, crunchy bite by cruchy byte. now here is the imporant thing: MAKE SURE TO GET IT ON VIDEO. get good closeups. and mic the scene well so that you get every crunchy crunch on the audio track. then you simply put the video up on myspace WITH YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS clearly visible in every frame. guaranteed to bring you worldwide popularity in a couple of days. you'll be more famous that tubgirl.
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