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Originally Posted by Jico
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Swollen Testicles!
After tripping the light fantastic in Kinshasa, the capital of what was then Zaire, J... returned stateside with a frightening pain in his lower abdomen. In a men's room at McGuire Air Force Base, J... unzipped his jumpsuit to find his scrotum swollen to the size of a peach. No dummy, J... immediately sought treatment from American doctors - the best in the world! - and was nursed back to health with an emergency diet of antibiotics...
But not before his balls had swollen to, in J...'s own words, "the size of softballs."
Fear factor = 2.5 (While genital infections are always worrisome, J... was in fact completely cured, and has gone on to get married and start a family). Probability of truth = 84.2% (I have independently verified this story with J... himself, and while some important details, such as the name of the virus, are missing, J... confirmed all of the physical details).
You can turn back if the horror is too much. But then you won't learn about Shrunken Penises!