[hat and beard]

The Melvins have contributed quite alot to my hearing problems over the years, as have the Acid Mothers Temple.

But I think the loudest thing I have ever heard occurred in my very own home. My roommates, you see, own more amplifiers than any two people could possibly ever need. So every now and then we'll turn em up to 11, hook up our ultralow frequency synthesizers, and cause small earthquakes, just to fuck with the fellows down at the seismology center. Its also a good way to get raccoons out of your attic.

not really.