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Woooo ha ha guess wot eh no don't bother rite 'cos i'll just tell ya the gud newses right THE GOBLINS BAK YEAH HA HA thats rite the fukkin goblin hey let me tell yu it feel gud rite 'cos i missed yall yeh well most of yu aniway HA HA but nevver mynd that rite mynd this yeh i kno that peepel ar aready askin like HEY GOBLIN HOW IS IT LIKE THAT YU BAK N WOT FUKKIN HAPPEND N ALL EH well let me tell yu now, i've bin travellin arownd a lot n meetin new peepl n all an gettin pissed rite too cos yu kno the goblin has to get pissed sumtymes so evenshually rite i was runnin thru this weerd forest n i herd this voyce cryin like it woz sumone bein attked so i went to see wot was happnin n gess wot yeah thats rite yull nevver believe it it was only two fukkin bastard elves rite n they were tryin to force this goblin to giv bak sumthin that she'd stolen from the elves wich isn't fair rite cos THE ELVES AR ONLI FUKKIN RICH BECOS THEY KEEP OPPRESSIN THE GOBLINS N ALL so its onli rite that like we tayk wot we like so rite i crept up behind the elves n hit them reely hard on the head wiv me big stik wich i'm reely gud wiv cos i've been practisin loads n the elves just fell to the floor unconshous wiv like a bit of blood wich was like DED FUKKIN FUNNI AND NOT MEEN AT ALL, so i saved this chik rite and then i saw her and gess wot I NEW HOO SHE WOS RITE it was fukkin onli JAFFI THE PROFESSERS WIFE WASNT IT and hey gess wot yeh I'D FUKKIN BAYSICALLY WALKED IN A GRATE BIG FUKKIN JIGANTK SIRCLE BACK TO THE FOREST OF LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so i started to think like oh shit i'll get caught by the elves for that stuff i did but then rite an this is fukkin JEENIUS of the hiyest fukkin style rite i saw a poster that the BASTARD gnome police had put up sayin like WE WON'T BE NASTY TO ANIONE WHO TELLS US WHERE THE GOBLIN IS HIDIN' EVEN IF YU WON OF HIS MAYTES like immuninunity from prossycushon so i thort oh fukkin hells yeh so i put me hud up to hyde me face and then i went back to Gundle Village yeh and reed this rite I WALKED RITE INTO THE GNOME POLICE STATION yeh wich made me a bit fukkin nervus in cayse i wos spotted and i throo off me hud and i sed to the gnome polices person HEY I CAN TELL YU WHERE THE FUKKIN GOBLIN IS Y'STOOPID TURD HE'S RITE FUKKIN HERE N YOUR STOOPID POSTER SEZ THAT YU CAN'T FUKKIN TUCH ME COS I'VE JUST TOLD YU WER I AM SO HA HA HA YU HAV TO LET ME GO N NOT BE MEEN TO ME n so the gnome police bastards had this fukkin daft meetin rite and called the elves in n i wos lyke laffin me fukkin bolloks off n they had to let me go N THEY CANT TUCH ME COS THEY PROMMIST ON THE POSTER HA HA HA FUKKIN DAFT ELVES N STOOPID GNOME POLICE so they just made themselves feel a bit better by maykin me promise lyke not to get into trubble ennimore so i sed that i'd be gud but theres a fukkin twist in the tayl cos i had me fukkin FINGERS CROSSD so wot i did wos i went home n made mrs goblin happi y'kno how that is eh ha ha then i went to dristilla the wizardessses hows to tell yu all abowt thingz 'n' hey now i'm gonna go n caus sum trubble for the daft fukkin elves n stoopid fukkin gnomes cos yu gotta du wot yu gotta du rite ha ha thats rite a moral from the goblin for yu see yu soon eh fukkin luv from the goblin.
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