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Originally Posted by Vodka Goblin
i think i'll eat loads of food till i feel reely sick then yak it all up rite owtside the cheef elfs howse bye now.
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Hey gess wot rite nah it's ok cos i'll just tel yu rite i y'kno that the wizardesss dristilla rite shes lyke kool cos she haytes the fukkin elves n the gnomes too rite HEY SHE HAYTES THEM COS THEY SUCK YEH well she invited me n me mates jaffi 'the professer', floggu and kippo rownd for a meel rite n lyke we went n we had a load of food that she summoned up wiv one ov her majikal spells yeh n it was lyke the best food evver all propper stuf lyke stuf that wasn't all mouldy n all so rite, we all eet so much food an dristilla sez that like to repay the favor maybe we shud go an caus sum trubble for the elves rite BECOS THEY OPPRESSIVES N ALL yeh so we all crept thru the forest just lyke ded gud rogues, exsept we lyke fartin a lot cos of all the food we had insyde rite, and we wer all like stuffin owr faces as we walked so that WE ALL FELT PROPPER LYKE REELY SICK n we went up to the howse of the main lyke cheef elf n we wer jumpins up n downs n all n then WE JUST YAKKED UP LYKE EVRYFIN THAT WAS INSYDE OWR STOMAKS RITE IN FRONT OF THE CHEEF ELFS HOWSE rite so he herd us n came down from his bed to see wot wos happnin yeh, n this mite not be spelt rite cos i cant see propper cos of the teers of lafter yeh he comes runnin owt and SLIPS ON THE GRATE BIG PUDDLE OF VOM it wos so big it wos like a fukkin garden pond but filled with YAK n so this ded posh cheef elf falls FUKKIN HED FERST into the vom and he trys to get up n slips an we all start laffin so mutch that the whole elven village wakes up n so we hav to run off wile the big cheef elf is STILL ROLLIN AROWND IN OWR VOM ha ha ha ha they all so mad wile they tryde to chayse us it wos fukkin trollbones n grate so be prowd of me yeh me first nite bak n the elves ar fukkin mad at us a gud nites werk that wos.