HEY did yu see that yello thing just then that wos kwiq eh emmiway o yeh rite HEY HI SCITSO wels i cud teech yu abowt the goblin langwage n all but its lyke ded hard cos we hav werds that we yuse all tyme witch yu dont be havin werds for lyke TIDFUOSS we yuse that lyke awl the tyme but thers no lyke inglishes werd for it the clowsest yu hav would be lyke WUDDEN MUG WITH LITTEL PINK SPYKES but that myte not meen ennifin to yu,erm i kno lyke loads abowt PISSIN OFF THE ELVES N ALL lyke yu shud thro stiks at them n mayk loads of noyses wen they asleep in fakt eh i mite do that now cos elves rite they go to bedds ded erly cos they soft n all so i'm off now HEY BE TAYKIN GUD KARES SKITSO N ALL COS YU KOOL N THAT yeh thats it go n mess wif the elves that'l mayk a nise chaynges yeh ha ha
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