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Originally Posted by Hip Priest
I don't wear corduroy, piss-stained or otherwise. I just wanted to clear that up. The rest of that is spot on.
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I neglected the most important thing: It's not a real antiquarian bookstore if the shelving and stacking thereof obeys the normal laws of physics. They must somehow seem to bend over your head in such a fashion as to render your entire time within the store in fear of dying as a result of the 70s Fishing Almanacs avalanching upon your person.