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Buy a shit, cheap guitar, cut out two of the pickups, shove metal bars on the pick ups and on the fret bars but under the strings, hit the strings with pieces of metal, buy a guitar tuner that has a small microphone in, plus the lead into the ''output'' of the guitar tuner and swing around in a ritualistic manner, once you have achieved any level of feedback use a slow phaser effect to alternate (myogenically) the pitch and tone of the feedback.
Buy shitty teddy toys with little buzzer speakers in, perform surgery on the teddy toy to remove all elements of sound device, (wires, batter, speaker, any pressure pads), and play the sound device next to guitar pickups. If the battery is shit and runs out, the chances are that the speaker is a piezo piece, which means it transforms vibratrions into electrical signals and electrical signals into vibrations. With this piezo piece you can solder it to a broken lead, and you will have made a Contact Mic!
Contact mics sound good scraped along guitar string with distortion/delay, and also gripping the contact mic in your mouth and screaming, growling, mumbling junkie mutters... which all get amplified/distorted/sampled/reincarnated/reborn. Make your own tuning on a shit guitar, I made one called "Rory's Special Brew". Find a tuning that really suits your jamming style and goes with your creative urges. Society is a hole. Place the pick over the 6th (lowest) string, under the 5th, over the 4th, and tap strings with metal/solid object to produce bell toll. Use delay, reverb, anything to alter its genetic make-up.
Now, open your eyes and scream, "WHY???"
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I survived Encephalitus Lethargica and all I got were these lousy Parkinsonian symptoms.
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