[gmku]

I've been helping my son, long-distance by e-mail, with some of his college English homework. My head hurts. I had to study this shit and write papers about it when I was in college many years ago. I never thought I'd have to do it again. I must be in hell. I come to this thread and find humorous relief in only Cantankerous's response. There is hope, even if there is no God. Cantankerous is funny and great and I am not worthy.