We all know here that it's actually the other way around, so nice try, nutcase.
my best guess at some statistics are:
used the word "twat" - 5,458 times
"cunt" - 2,302
"rubbish" - 8,781
"tosser" - 549
mentioned how great he is or implied how great he is by "putting someone else in their place" - 11,002
the actual statistics available for
porkmarras:
Total Posts: 12,239 (51.43 posts per day)