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yeah, its a special fund called social security. They sent me a letter to tell me if I keep earning this salalry when I retire at age whatever I'll get like $1400 a month. I figure then I'll move back to Brooks House iN Brattleboro and wait until I get my turn at the immortality serum. Amazingly, my company puts an amount = to about 8% of my salary in a fund, but I refuse to put any money of my own in, for one thing, can't afford it, and second, there's no guarantee it won't all go down the tubes. Anyway, its a better investment to buy Double Leopards vinyl then stocks. I'm part of a buyers group of doctors and lawyers we pool our money and buy TimeLag vinyl.
Ok I made that up.
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