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Originally Posted by hipster_bebop_junkie
I told you to tell the interviewer you really like teamworking! 
Damn. I used to work really loaded at the Home Depot. Nobody always did notice i was flying high. Nobody realizes that unless they´re into drugs too. |
When I was a youngster, I'd go to work stoned sometimes. As luck would have it, the manager would choose that day to stick me on the busiest cash register. This happened one time when I worked in a busy downtown drug store (yeah, ha ha), and I had such a hard time counting change (back in the days before the register figured it for you), that I had a line of about 20 people stretching down the aisle. I'm sure, this being in a college town, that every one of those people in line could tell I was stoned. I got so paranoid and nervous, that eventually the manager came up and relieved me. I think she just thought I was stupid and not stoned, becuz she never said anything about it.
This other time, I was a sales clerk in a small camera store. I told this girl I worked with I was going to do it, and when I came in stoned the next day, she knew immediately, and then purposely did things all day to make me laugh. Worse, everything the manage said and did (who was a real dork) was incredibly hilarious to me, and I just grinned and grinned when he talked to me, then I'd sneak a look at the girl, and we'd break out in hysterical laughter. He looked puzzled and amused, but he never suspected anything.